Tuesday, May 07, 2002
Que te pasa, Calabasa?!
When I say 'we' I'm really talking about you!!
Just wedge it!!
As long as your code has lots of white space and comments.... who cares if it works!
I think the problem is between the chair and the keyboard!!
Happy thoughts, Phony smile!
Why be nice when you can be honest?!
It's not what you say or do.... it's the timing that counts!
I have all day to be rude... but I'd rather wait until just the right moment!
Let me apologize in advance for tomorrow's rudeness!
“Let me get this right, you just said…. Blah, blah, blah, blah”
“It doesn’t get any better than this!”
“Have a nice day!”
“I treat you like I treat everyone else”
“I will give it the attention it deserves”
“I’m not trying to save the world… But maybe I should, it would be easier!”
“It’s not Rocket Science!”
“It’s not Brain Surgery!”
“..not the sharpest tool in the shed”
“Did you ride on the short bus or the long bus when you where going to school?”
“I almost cared”
“I try to treat you like everyone else!”
“Every day above ground is a great day”
“You know….. “
“What’s the color is the sky in your world?!”
“Yeah……… What’re you gonna’ do?”
“I hear this Internet thing is going to take off”
“I hear DOS is making a big come-back”
“It could be worse, it could be me”
“I’m mildly impressed”
“You’re full of lots of useless information”
“ I used to care”
“I can almost call you friend”
“You’re full of more stuff than a Christmas Goose!”
“I’m not asking for much”
“It’s good enough for who it’s for”
“You must have mistaken me for someone who cares”
“Feel free to tell me all about it, not that I’m listening”
“Did you ever think it might be you?”
“It’s not Hocus Pocus, it’s just Code!”
“…. and he used to be such a respected programmer…”
“I’ve seen it all, I’ve done it all, I just can’t remember it all”
“Do you want some cheese with that whine?”
“Take your time… I have all day!”
“Don’t be alarmed if I happen to snore while you’re talking”
“Let me connect you with someone who cares!”
“Buy my book: Permits Plus® for Dummies”
“I’m sorry I’m doing such a poor job of pretending I’m listening”
“Which part of Read-Only don’t you understand!?”
“We came very close to being friends!”
“Cats are why they invented Lighter Fluid.”
“If I had any feelings, they’d be hurt!”
“I like you just as much today as I did yesterday.”
“If I never see you again…. It’ll be too soon!”
“What a dork!”
“I’ll make you a deal: You continue talking and I’ll continue pretending to be listening.”
“I’m sorry, did I say that out loud?”
“Don’t let me slow down your search for someone who cares!”
“There’s a fine line between my friends… and the people I get stuck working with.”
“..anything is better than crashing!”
“You know...... It’s always Something!”
“Oh well..... What are you gonna do?!”
“There’s a Fine Line between a Bug and just Sloppy Coding!”
“You know you’re lost if you have to make a print-out!”
“That’s the start of a good idea!”
“I’m Not Grouchy! I Just Expect Perfection!”
“I’d like to order a beer for me and Kool-Aid for my date!”
“How can I soar like an Eagle when I’m surrounded by Turkeys!”
“What’s a Gig between friends?”
“If I want any poo poo from you I’ll squeeze your head!”
“If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you!”
“Hold on while I put on my ‘Give-a-Darn’ face.”
“...and exactly which orifice would you like me to pull that miracle out of?!
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way to Development!”
“To know me is to hate me.”
“Bob says there are now 95 employees.... That makes 80 that I don’t know nor care to know!”
“I don’t get paid nearly enough to care!”
“Let me put everything else aside and focus on your problem!”
“But this is my happy face!”
A fool and his money soon become my close personal friends.
Your money and my pocket are a match made in heaven.
Even FreeWare is written better than that!
I share my bitterness with everyone!
Someday I’ll work with professionals… until then I’m stuck with Paul!
What good are friends if I can’t take advantage of them?
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late!
You’re not special! It’s just data!
Purgatory is Purgatory whether or not you have a window.
We had 95 employees at Accela… 50 of which I never got to meet!!
Just because you don’t understand it, doesn’t make it wrong!
A Little About Carlos Escobar:
Drop me an email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Have a Nice Day :)